求一个二人表演的英语话剧剧本

http://www.hxen.com/yingyujuben/ 各种英语剧本

外加（新东方托福培训班）
虚竹：为考托福不怕苦，苦寒冬和酷暑，今年再考二百五，俺就回家卖红薯（坐）
乔峰：一年一年又一年，年年考托福心烦呐！没办法，想出国，就得考托。（坐）
段誉：大家都说我很‘健’。左看，像周华健；右看，像郑伊健；上看，像张卫健；下看，像高仓健。长的帅，没办法，谁让我爹地是大理镇南王呢！
乔峰：什么书啊？（抢虚的书） 虚：过来！拿过来……
乔 ：什么破书！ 虚：破书？我好不容易才找出来的！
乔 ：啊？同学，莫非你也是**大学数理系的？ 虚：是啊。
乔 ：兴会兴会！我是数理系9班的猛男乔峰啊！
虚：我是七班的虚竹啊！
段 ：两位师兄，两位师兄，请受小弟一拜。（乔，虚：你也是？）对啊！我是五班的帅哥段誉啊！兴会兴会……
乔 ：两位啊！这考托福，漫漫长路前途艰险，难得咱们三人如此有缘，我看，不如我们结拜为兄弟，以后也好有个照应啊！
段 ：好啊！那你就是大哥，二哥，我便是三弟了（好好好）
虚 ：人生如此，夫复何求啊！从此大学漫漫长路上，我再也不会孤独了。
乔 ：好兄弟，咱们去喝酒去！（走走走…）
虚 ：哎~~~不行啊！新东方离酒馆太远了。
段 ：没事没事，我这有可乐。（乔 ：兄弟你想的真周到啊！）大哥先喝！（好）
乔 ：来，二弟。（虚喝完再给段）三弟喝！（段正要喝，王和墓上场）
王 ：表哥，这里好远啊•为什么非要来这？
慕 ：想我堂堂慕容复，如此玉树临风，出国是我毕生之梦想，我要出国我要出国，我要出国！！（两人做下）
场外：今天，我们为大家请到了**大学著名外教 老师，由他编写的《 》已经被翻译成了三七二十二种语言出版。
外教（上场） ：HELLO！这人多还真热闹啊！瞅瞅这大姑娘小伙子一个个长的多俊呐！老头子我看了心理这个高兴啊！
虚：不是说您是外教吗？怎么汉语说这么好，还带味呢？
外 ：恩…这个…外教外教，外地来的老师，简称外教。下面，咱们点一下名，乔峰（到！）虚竹（到！）段誉，段誉！段誉来了没有？（收到！）王语焉（到）慕容复（到！）好了，下面咱们开始上课，我先把这节课的主要内容写到黑板上。
段 ：同学，同学，这个单词怎么念啊？（王 ：不知道。）你不知道啊？那我给你念一下吧！（慕：什么水平！）你敢跟我比吗？（慕：比就比！）
外：A！好A好A！老头子我最喜欢看比赛了，来来来我给你们当裁判（发纸）好，预备~开始！！趁现在这个时间，我把考试内容给大家介绍一下，这个考试只要是单词翻译，内容主要有：北冥神功，六脉神剑，鳞波微步，降龙十八掌。铛咧个铛，铛咧个铛，闲言碎语不用讲，（看表）到时间，收！（收纸，看）好，下面宣布比赛结果，比分，N比零，胜利者，慕容复！（慕站起来挥手）好，同学们，今天我们的课就上到这，下课（下台）
乔，虚：真够黑啊！•这么快就下课了？

Xu Zhu: TOEFL exam for fear of suffering, the bitter cold of winter and summer this year and then 250 examination, Anjiu home selling sweet potato (sit)
Qiao Feng: one year after year, the TOEFL test in mid-na upset! No way, want to go abroad, have Cauto. (Sitting)
Duan Yu: Everybody says I'm 'Kin'. Left, as Emil Chau; right, as Ekin Cheng; point of view, as Dicky Cheung; the next, like Ken Takakura. Shuai long, no way, Who is Daddy, I do Zhennan Wang Dali!
Qiao Feng: ah, what book? (Robbed of the virtual book) false: over! ... Take over ...
Joe: What books break! Virtual: breaking book? I managed to find out!
Joe: ah? Students Do you also ** University of Shuli Ji? False: yes ah.
Joe: Xingkuaixinghui! I am a class 9 Shuli Xi Qiao Feng Meng Nan ah!
Virtual: I am the seven Xu Zhu ah!
Two senior, the two older, one younger brother by al. (Joe, false: You also?) Right ah! I am the guy five Duan Yu ah! Xinghuixinghui ... ...
Joe: two ah! This TOEFL test, still a long way to the future of hardship and difficulties of our three so rare coming, I do, it is better for our sworn brothers in the future or to have a care ah!
: Good! That is your big brother, the second oldest brother, I Sandi is a (good good)
False: true life, He Qiu Fu-fu ah! Since then, university is still a long way, I had never lonely.
Joe: good brother, let's go to drink! (Zou Zouzou ...)
Virtual: hey ~ ~ ~ not ah! New Oriental has been too far away from the pub.
All right all right, I have a Coke. (Joe: The brother of you want to really thoughtful ah!) Big brother to drink! (Good)
Joe:, Er Di. (Virtual finish given above) Sandi drink! (Paragraph is to drink, and the tomb of King play)
Wang: cousin, here is far better ah • Why must it come?
Mu: I think Murong Fu detract from the fact that, so Yushulinfeng abroad is a dream of my life, I have to leave the country I want to go abroad, I have to leave the country! ! (The two do next)
OTC: Today, we all go to the well-known native ** University teachers, who prepared "" has been translated into languages三七二十二publication.
Foreign (play): HELLO! This is really exciting people ah! Chou Chou girl this young man a number of long-Jun-na! I saw this old man happy psychological ah!
To be: not to say that you are not native? How so well that the Chinese, but also to bring it taste?
Foreign: En ... ... The native speaker, foreign teachers, referred to as the speaker. Now, let's look at, Qiao Feng (to!) Xu Zhu (to!) Duan Yu, Duan Yu! Duan Yu did not come? (Received!) Wang Yan language (to) Murong Fu (to!) Well, let's start the following classes, I put this lesson the main content wrote on the blackboard.
: Students, students, the words read how ah? (King: I do not know.) You do not know ah? I recite it to you! (Mu: What level!) Gangen you than I do? (Mu: more than than!)
Apart: A! A good good A! I like to watch the old man of the match, I Come to you when the referee (made of paper), prepared to start! ! Take advantage of this time, I put all of the tests to tell us that this test as long as it is translated word, the contents are: North martial art offerings, Excalibur six vein, micro-scale waves step降龙十八掌. A child's cry clang clang, clang clang of child's cry, do not have to Gossip, (see table) that the time to close! (Collection of paper, see), announced the following results, the score, N ratio, the winner, Murong Fu! (Mu stand up and wave), and the students, our lesson today on the last of this, the class (step down)
Joe, false: Black really ah! • the school so soon?

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