英语趣味问题（翻译）

1 Two crocodiles are lying in the sun and drink cocktuils .The small one is the son of the big one but the big one isn't the small one's father, why?
两只鳄鱼躺在太阳下喝鸡尾酒. 小鳄鱼是大鳄鱼的儿子但大鳄鱼不是小鳄鱼的爸爸, 为什么?
the big one is the small one's mother
大鳄鱼是小鳄鱼的妈妈
2 How many months have at least 28 days?
多少个月最少有28天?
12 month, 12个月, 除了闰年2月以外, 平时每个月都比28天多
3 A postman mends to number 100 boxes. How many times will be write "9"
一名邮差修理信箱到100号, 他得写几次9?
10 times, 11次, 注意99是两个9哦

4 What happend on DEC 25th ,1948?
1948年12月25号发生了什么?
x'mas, 圣诞节
5 A cock is sitting on the foof.The angle of the roof on the side is 25' while the order side is 45'. When it lays an egg,Which side will the egg roll?
一只公鸡坐在屋顶上, 当顺序角度是45度时,屋顶边缘的角度是25度,当它下了个蛋的时候, 这个蛋会向哪边滚?
cock doesn't lay eggs!公鸡根本不下蛋!
6 How many cards do you need to take out from a pack of poker to be sure you have 2 of the same color?
你需要从一副扑克里拿出几张牌才能确定你有两张同样花色的?
take'em all!54 cards, 全拿出来, 拿54张, 肯定有一样的
7 Tom makes $16000 manth is APRIL . His boss cuts his pay by 25% in May and gives him a 25% rise in June . Was Tom better off in Apirl or June?
tom赚了16000块的那个月是4月, 他的老板5月份扣了他25%的薪水, 然后六月份又加了25%的薪水? 他哪个月过的更好一点, 四月还是六月?
April四月, 16000x(1-0.25)x(1+0.25)=15000
8 A farmer has 20 pigs . A quarter run away. How many left?
一名农夫有20头猪, 跑了四分之一, 剩了几头?
15, 剩了3/4
9 In sandi Arabia bigaway is still logal .Can a man marry his window's sister?
在沙特阿拉伯一夫多妻还是合法的, 一个男人可以娶他的寡妇的妹妹么?
no, he can never do that. 他的寡妇...说明这个男人已经挂了...怎么娶寡妇的妹妹?
10 Which month do soldiers hate most?
March, 3月, 英文三月还有行军的意思

1、两只鳄鱼一边晒太阳一边喝鸡尾酒（cocktail）。小鳄鱼是大鳄鱼的儿子，但大鳄鱼不是小鳄鱼爸爸，为什么？答：因为大鳄鱼是小鳄鱼的妈妈。Because the big crocodile is the small one's mother.2、有多少个月至少有28天？答：12个月。Twelve.3、一个邮递员数100个盒子，会遇到几个“9”？答：10个。（9、19、29、39、49、59、69、79、89、99）Ten.4、1948年12月25日发什么事？答：那天是圣诞节。It was Christmas.5、一只公鸡在屋顶，屋顶一边的倾斜角度为25度，另一边为45度，当它下蛋时，鸡蛋会滚向哪一边？（出题的有问题，公鸡怎么会生蛋。）答：这个很难说，眼看鸡屁股朝向哪一边。我只能模棱两可地回答“看情况”It depends. 如果是问那边滚得快就很好回答了。6、如果你要从一副扑克牌抽出几张牌，才能抽到两张颜色一样的牌？答：请教数学高手，我把只是都还给老师了。7、汤姆四月份的工资为16000美元，他的老板五月份给他减薪25%，六月份又在五月份的基础上加薪25%，汤姆是四月的工资高还是六月份的工资高？答：四月份的工资高，因为六月份的工资为16000*0.75*1.25=15000.Tom was better off in Apirl.8、一个农夫有20只猪，四分之一跑掉了，还剩下多少？答：15。Fifteen.9、在沙特阿拉伯（Saudi Arabia）......（什么叫bigaway，打错字了？）是合法的（legal），一个男人可否与他寡妇（widow）的姐妹结婚呢？答：不知道，根本不知道题目要讲什么10、士兵最讨厌哪个月份？答：三月（与长征英文相同）March.

1she is his mother2有多少个月至少有28天 every month3邮递员给100个盒子编号 他要写多少次9 11times

1.Because the big crocodile is the mother of the small one.2.There are 12 months have at least 28 days. Because all months have such times.3.Ten times from 1 to 100.4.The Christmas day then is the most important festival of West.5.It will lay an egg on the roof which angle is 25', for the hen is able to sit down on this side.6. 3. There are two colors in the poker(red and black),so the third can make sure it.7.Tom was better off in June when he fetch his salary.8.There are 5 pigs leaving.待续

1 Because the big one is the small one's mother,2 twelve