英语作文:In the classroom用上现在进行时

In the classroom

There are many people in my classroom right now, and they are all doing interesting things.

A guy sitting in front of my is have a conversation with another guy, both verbally and anally.

Two girls behind me are chatting in French about an actor with a particularly long poking device.

Three guys near the door are playing cards; the loser is suppose to drink the urine from the other two.

One really sexy girl is eating bananas quietly in the back; she seems to be praticing some kinky technique.

The boy besides her is touching himself and listening to trance music.

There's also a student from a different class here for stalking purposes.

Two girls are learning to pole-dancing and stripping; they are really deligent students.

Most of the students seem very sleepy, because yesterday they all participated in a very heated group orgy.

I like all my classmates and it's fun to obeserve them doing these things.

有的人低头写作业
Some people write down
有的人东张西望
Some people look in all directions

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