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Russell Peters 的Beating Your Kids台词，英文台词，谢谢啦

2025-03-06 18:13:05

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There's one thing that separates immigrantfamilies and Canadian families, you know?
doesn't matter where your parents are from.they weren't born in this country, they will whop your ass when you're growingup.
it doesn't matter where your parents from
Ukraine
you know what im saying, blah blah
they will beat you, right?
immigrant parents will beat their kids
Canadian parents are a little too soft ontheir kids
but that's fine you know, whatever makesyou happy
but you need to start beating your kids
I'll tell you why, coz kids are growing upin a multi-cultural society you know. you're gonna have white kids growing upwiz black kids, brown kids, and asian kids. they're all gonna e hanging out inthe playground
you know i mean? and they are gonna talkabout the ass-whopping they got last night. U want that little white kid tofeel left out?
I would be sitting around like, "mydad beat my ass", "my dad beat my ass too"
the white kid would be like, "I gotsent to my room"
you know i would be like, "you got aroom?"
you need to beat the kids, man
indian parents would beat their kid,chinese parents would...
i would hate them if... WOO~ my parentsknew kungfu, that's not bad
i would hate them ... chinese you know Iwas there
"hey, come this on. come here, itsaid, you got an F in school."
they wouldnt even need to beat you, theyjust go "Woooaaaawoooooaaa"
"no. sorry, dad"
indian parents would be...indian parents arentafraid to kill their kids if they have to haha
my dad there he was "if i get through wizone i just make another one"
and I would tell the new one what an idiotthe last one was
jamaican parents would beat their kids forno reason sometimes ok?
"hey boy, come here."
"yes, daddy"
"whats that for"
"just in case"
white people please beat your kids
i'll tell you why else, coz when i wasgrowing up right, i grew up around a lot of black people, which is fine,because black people would never...
white kid? not so friendly back then
but every now and then(经常), a whitekid would come and hang out wiz us
we were like, "WOW, a white kid. Iveheard so much about u"
and here's what the problem is, when awhite kid would hang out with us, we wanna be like the white kid
we would wanna start do everything like thewhite, we wanna copy that white kid so much
and the problem is, if when we would takethat white kid's advice on how to deal wiz our parents
that would get you freaking murdered, man
i remember i was hanging around wiz thisone little white boy Ryan when i was ten years old
i went to his house after school one day,right?
his parents never beat him, and they nevereven yelled at him
he could do anything he wanted and nothing'sgonna happen to him, but he was an angry kid
i walked in his house after school and his momwas like, "ryan, go clean you room"
"fvck u, bich"
his mom goes "what am i gonna do wizhim?"
i go "ryan, u cant talk to ur mom likethat"
"yes i can, shes a jack as"
"dont say that man, she'll hit you"
"no she wont, shes not allowed to"
"what the hel r u talking about, man?my parents hit me"
"yeah? well next time they try, u tellthem to fvck off"
"r u sure?"
"trust me, it works for me"
so i went home, for the last time.
i walked in the house, my dad goes "russell,come and do the dishes"
"fvck u dad"
"what the hel did u say to me? do ilook like ryan's mom? somebody gonna get a hurt real bad"
that was my dad's threat right before hebeat me, every single time
"hey, russell, somebody gonna get ahurt real bad"
i hated that threat, you know why? coz he'dalways say somebody, he'd never tell you it was you
i mean you would know it was you, but itgave you this hope
"hey, russell, somebody gonna get ahurt real bad, somebody. im not gonna say who. oh i think you might know himvery well"
im in the bed praying and hope it was mybrother, man
i saw that little ryan in school a few dayslater, i was like, "yo! ur little plan almost got me killed"
he goes, "oh sorry dude, i forgot totell you the other part. if he's still gonna hit u, threaten to phone ChildrenSafe"
"why?"
"coz if you phone children safe,they'll come and take ur dad away, and he'll get in trouble. u wont even haveto call, just pretend, it'll scare the crap out of him."
ur ten years old, u figure out how to scarethe crap out of ur dad? that's like finding crib tonight.
i thought i'd try it. i was about to get mynext beating i stopped my dad, i go, "dont do it! i'll phone children safe"
ever had your parents caught your bluff?
"ur gonna do what?"
"i'll phone children safe"
"is that right? Woooo~Wooooo~well, letme get u the phone, tough guy?"
"wait, what are you doing? if i phonechildren safe, u'll get in trouble."
"i might get into a little bit oftrouble. but i know it is going to take them 23 minutes to get here. in that time, somebody gonna get a hurt real bad"
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Russell Peters 的Beating Your Kids台词，英文台词 ，谢谢啦

Russell Peters 的Beating Your Kids台词，英文台词，谢谢啦