《 荆珂刺秦王》
旁白(Aside )/介绍(Introduction)： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this
crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by
crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman剑客 and was sent to kill king
of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened
at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.
Action I
太子丹(上,掏出镜子梳头,做自恋状)：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in
the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! (面对观众) I’m Prince
Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying
Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I
am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?
阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.
太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most
beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!
阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill
YingZheng~~~(作杀状)
太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century?
Talent!(二十一世纪最需要的是什么,人才!然后拍阿三肩膀,做赞许状) Good idea! But who is the right
candidate?
阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss
LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the
world.
太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?
阿三：Yes.
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