高分求助帮忙翻译（汉译英）

mr li, a musical school young teacher, he wanted to be rich,then he become a singer,but failed,he is depressed.
one day, li met a migrant worker,a strange idea came to li's mind because the migrant worker has a harse voice. li asked" why do you have harse voice?" migrant worker ansered"in my hometown, the water is bitter,drinking for a long time, all the people in my hometown have got the harse voice" li said"do u want to be rich?" migrant worker said"really want" li said"胡稿哗裤行you can be rich just doing what i said"敬拍 migrant worker "ok" later, the migrant worker is illiteracy and don't know the music book, li taught him in the way that li sang one song, migrant boy repeated, but the migrant boy always out of tune. two months later, li became the migrant worker's broker. they hold a concert. at firt performance, the migrant boy clean his face,but still unkempt,wearing poor clothes, singing like duck shouting, to our surprise, he became famouse star. up to one year, the migrant worker have millions income,so did mr li.

大哥，翻成白话文先。

so crazy

i feel scary...这是白话文来的

Li, a young music teacher of a vocal music conservatory, wished to make a fortune by becoming a pop singer, but he did not succeed and retired with frustration.

One day, Li met a rural wage-earner, who had a hoarse voice. Then li had an idea. Li asked him: "Why do you have such a hoarse voice?" The wage-earner said: "The water in my hometown is bitter. People there have been drinking it for a long time, so they all have the voice disease." Li said: "Would you like to make a fortune?" The wage-earner said: "Very much." Li said: "You will get rich quickly if you listen to me." The wage-earner said: "OK." Subsequently, because the wage-earn was illiterate and knew nothing about music notes, Li taught him singing like a parrot imitating its master and often going out of tune, but the wage-earner had an excellent memory. Two months passed and Li became the agent of the wage-earner. He organized a personal solo concert for the wage-earner (stage name "Ugly Duckling"). In his first show, the wage-earner cleaned his dirty face, but still had the untidy look, wearing dirty work clothes. He sang like a duck shouting loudly and became a new star at one stroke. In less than a year, the wage-earner earned a million while Li already had millions of deposits.