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规章制度： 不得在寝室吸烟、喝酒、踢球。不允许留异性在宿舍过夜。有事得执行请假制度。学院会提供一周的咖啡和小点心，但是不能带出教室。以后请自带所需，除纯净水由学院提供。请保持教室的洁净！

Regulations ：bedroom not to smoke, drink, play, night may not take the opposite sex to return to the dormitory, leave the system, providing a week coffee and cookies are not to be taken out of the classroom, please self-provided, pure water College offers, to keep the classroom clean

Regulations - No smoking, drinking, playing ball in the bedroom. Do not allow friends of the opposite sex in the dorm at night. Absentee Policy. Providing coffee and small snacks for a week but may not be bring them outside of the classroom. Please bring your own afterwards.
Pure water will be provided by the College. Please keep the classroom clean.