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　　A new interpretation of the bridge defined:
　　the latest available Well?
　　B: not good.
　　A: WHY? If you have any difficulty to me, to know that I walk you through the bridge over the road is still long.
　　B: If so, then I told you a test a test of who knows more than the bridge!
　　A: You just hit on my strengths! The bridge I know too much!
　　B: Forget it, your stomach a few onions than anyone else I know! To you that the two erupted!
　　A: Do not believe? You are counting: arch bridge, Suzaku bridge, flying Hongqiao, Maigaoqiao, Wende Bridge, the bridge four images, including Nanjing, East Bridge ... The bridge designer aunt What is the name I have
　　B: stop, we are nothing new bridge than anyone else to know more! Do you know what the heart is the bridge?
　　A: Heart bypass surgery is the bridge does not it? Boris Yeltsin has done this surgery!
　　B: Damn you! Heart of the bridge is a bridge between the human soul. You lose, treat!
　　A: without it! I have to ask you one! Business Bridge, you know what it means?
　　B: Business Bridge is a serious hazard in modern society, the overpass on all the small traders selling groceries! Let foreigners see more uncivilized it!
　　A: The answer wrong, the bridge is a commercial business bridge!
　　B: Oh ... that I ask you! What is the book the bridge? Armor
　　B: Oh ... that I ask you! What is the book the bridge?
　　A: The book is to communicate the way, It, s so easy!
　　B: I do not know shame, ask you a simple roof you climb it! Explain how cultural bridge?
　　A: is the cultural channel of communication it! B: Well said!
　　A: I asked you a difficult, economic bridge is what?
　　B: do not do is engage in mediation? Really not a thing! Kengren harm!
　　A: Do not know to say that this bridge is the financial economy exchange of information. I often to learn Well, long knowledge!
　　B: Well, who do not three days, one unique phase