5人英语小品剧本

1.A:I think I’clever than you。
B D：really？Don't you know I'm a doctor(博士)
C:That'nothing. Doctor’s Chinese meaning is the same as the spider(蜘蛛) in chinese。
B D：Well，if you can answer our two quiestions you must clever than me.
A C: OK
B:who is closer(更近)with you ? your mother or your father?
A:let me think... mother because father is further.
D:why is a river rich?
c:so easy! because it always has two banks(银行、岸)
AD：oh! my god! we can't say anything now!
2.A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die.
B:get away,get away,dirty man.
A:sir,sir!!
B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either.
C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?
A:but....sir....please listen to me.....
B:wa,why are you so disgusting!!
C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.
E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.
E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever?
F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint.now,I will intenview the two nozzy man.
B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum.
F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.we needn't take notice of him.let me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?
A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "钱包" in english......
F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us.is that all right,chair?
E:yes,yes.
C:ai,men is so silly.